Valentine Specials

Sick of getting the usual sweet and/or chocolatey confectioneries? Tired of gaining calories during V day? Wary of eating all the sweet stuff you got for lunch (actually, it's probably just me)?

Here are some of the most interesting and creative things I got:

-Whisper sanitary pad.
-Interlocking cards (those are awesome!)
-Shiny paper (I like all things shiny...)

*pause*

Moving on to a more sombre post-V day.

13-year-old boy from England got his 15-year-old girlfriend pregnant, and the little baby girl's already out and kicking!

Goosebumps, anyone?

*another pause*

This made the headlines on the bottom of the first page in Lian He Zao Bao: BEWARE OF LIFE INCOME PLAN. You may not live as long as you think.

And heed its advice, for it may not be allowed to publish again.

:)

Thank you for letting me know I haven't let you down.

In a way, you showed me that I didn't let myself down either.

And through the half-hearted jokes about the underlying reasons, it cheered me up, even though I know not all of it is true. It disappoints yet enlightens at the same time.

I am not happy, but as always, you manage to break through my shell and read my face like an open book.

You killed yourself by diminishing the glint of hope in my eye.

Thank you so very much.

To my parents.